Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!


Halloween is my favorite holiday, because it's the one day in a year when I can openly worship Satan. It's almost expected. I had intended to slaughter a goat and use its blood to draw an enormous pentagram on the front lawn, then mark the points of that devilish shape with metal poles adorned with candles, but...eeehhh...I dragged my heels this year. The ground is frozen solid, so I don't think I'll be able to get poles in the lawn. However, I would like to do a pentagram with the poles, so...I'm gonna try, then use string to connect them.
And if I manage to raise some dark god, I'll be sure to take some pictures.

3 comments:

Paul said...

Careful what you summon, what with being so close to the Pacific and all that...

In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming...

lantaro said...

Son of a bitch, again?! That does it, this year I'm bringing my KJV Bible and a crucifix. And a lot more tequila.

mythusmage said...

Don't bother, Satan had voice mail installed, and he's booked up until 2150.

And Cthulhu had a flare up of his anthrophobia. Something to do with this gigantic maniacal human surfing an old American war schooner into him and gutting him with its bowsprit. The last time it happen the poor fellow was hospitalized for six month, and this time around appears to be even worse.