Saturday, February 28, 2009

An Art Show Involving Horns and Frills


Tomorrow, I will point you all in the direction of a brand-spanking new art show--one that's totally online, and features several prominant web paleoartists! Think of it as a paleoart answer to SV-POW...it's very exciting, and I wish I could give you the link right now, but I haven't even submitted my final draft to Traumador yet. Oh! I've given too much away! Mark your calendars, dear readers, for tomorrow, March 1st, when horns, beaks, and frills will get their artistic due!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Crystal Dynamics Can Suck It


Remember when certain games or franchises were exclusive to certain platforms? Like Metal Gear Solid 4: you'll never see it on the Xbox 360, or Mario being synonymous with Nintendo. Well, a new, horrifying chapter in the exclusivity wars has just begun. Now companies offering DLC for software on one, but not the other, console. Example: Tomb Raider: Underworld is on both the Xbox 360 and PS3. This month, 360 players will be able to download an expansion pack called "Under the Ashes" which will include about five hours of new content and a whole bunch of new costumes for Lara. Awesome, right? Here's where things get crappy: PS3 owners are missing out. The DLC is exclusive to the 360 version of the game. And that's not the only story like this. Fallout 3 is doing the same kind of thing. PC and 360 gamers are getting brand new additions to the Wasteland while PS3 owners get the shaft.

Meanwhile, Ubisoft realizes that gamers don't like being jerked around like this, and is offering a Prince of Persia expansion pack (tomorrow!) for both the 360 and PS3. I'm mad because I have a PS3, Underworld, and Fallout 3, and I'm totally missing out on awesome DLC because Crystal Dynamics and Bethesda were happy to accept a big fat check from Microsoft and snuff half their install bases.

Another Stegosauropod


You all remember Brachytrachelopan, right? 'Twas the dicraeosaurid sauropod who tried to be a stegosaur? Well, today a new stegosauropod was published, but this time it's the opposite situation: a stegosaur trying to pose as a sauropod! Miragaia longicollum is known from pretty much front half of the skeleton, most of the pelvis, and bits of the skull. It is from Portugal, and joins Dacentrurus as the continent's best-known stegosaurs. In fact, the two animals share enough features that they are united in a monophyletic Dacentrurinae, which itself forms a sister group to Stegosaurus itself. But what really makes Miragaia awesome is that it has 17 cervical vertebrae.

Most sauropods have been 12 and 15 cervicals. Sauropods, people.

However, Miragaia is not an enormous stegosaur--it is smaller than Stegosaurus, and would have outdone its cousin's upward reach by only a little, so niche partitioning alone doesn't really explain Miragaia's long neck. Instead, the authors suggest that, like the modern giraffe and some sauropod dinosaurs (maybe), Miragaia's long neck may have been a sexual selection character. I guess all the plates and spikes just weren't doing the trick!

Perhaps best of all, the paper is available to all takers (for now). Get it while the gittin's good! Also, I apologize for the hideous drawing above. I spent no time on it.

Mateus, O., Maidment, S.C.R., and N.A. Christiansen. (2009). A new long-necked ‘sauropod-mimic’ stegosaur and the evolution of the plated dinosaurs. Proceedings of the Royal Society B: first online

Book Ideas

A few of my Alaskan readers may have read this book at some point in their lives. It was published in 1988, and it's a kid's book about Alaska's prehistoric wildlife. Unfortunately, in 1988, there wasn't a whole lot of Mesozoic material known, so the author and illustrator were almost making it up as they went along. Such memorable creatures as "Hadrosaur" and Ceratops are contained within its pages, as Troodon, the only animal get a formal genus. So I want to update this book, write a spiritual sequel of sorts (and illustrate it) including all the dinosaurs (and other Mesozoic critters) currently known in Alaska. For the uninformed, this list includes:

Dromaeosaurus (teeth), Troodon (teeth), Albertosaurus (teeth), ?Tyrannosaurus (teeth), Edmontosaurus (lots of skeletal material), Pachyrhinosaurus (partial skulls), Edmontonia (partial skull), Alaskacephale (partial skull cap), ?Anchiceratops (bits 'n' pieces of the skull), ?Thescelosaurus (bits 'n' pieces), ?Ornithomimidae (bits 'n' pieces), "Lizzie" the hadrosaur (partial skeleton), Megalneusaurus (humerus), Ichthyosauria (ribcage).

Nobody is publishing any of this material. That list was scraped together by asking Anne Pasch and scrounging through old papers referencing Alaskan material. I've actually seen the Edmontonia skull--it's basically the ventral side, and only the tooth row is visible, and a single preserved tooth identified the genus. Anyway, that would be a cool book. Thunderfeet does a great job of making itself accessable to both little kids (with rhyme) and older kids (with factoids), so that's the model I'm going to follow.




The second book has a clearer focus: it's all about ceratopsians! This book would follow a very strict format: On the left page would be the vital stats and a description of the genus illustrated on the facing (right) page. Because my goal is to compare the horned dinosaurs throughout their evolution, it would a portrait similar to the quickly-sketched one above (Triceratops horridus). I've got a pretty good potential species list, too. Let me know if I should add anybody:

Yinlong downsi, Psittacosaurus mongolensis, P. sibiricus, Liaoceratops yanzigouensis, Protoceratops andrewski, Leptoceratops gracilis, Montanoceratops cerorhynchos, Zuniceratops christopheri, Albertoceratops nesmoi, "Octoceratops" (assuming it's ever published), Centrosaurus apertus, C. brinkmani, Styracosaurus albertensis, Einiosaurus procurvicornis, Achelousaurus horneri, Pachyrhinosaurus lakustai, Anchiceratops ornatus, Arrhinoceratops brachyops, Ajungaceratops mariscalensis, Chasmosaurus belli, Pentaceratops sternbergi, Torosaurus utahensis, Nedoceratops hatcheri, Triceratops horridus.

Am I leaving anybody out? I also want to include growth series for those taxa with known growth series.

So those are my ideas. Comments? Questions?

Friday, February 20, 2009

I'm On a Boat



Funniest video I've seen in a very long time. Warning: Contains the words f*cker and motherf*cker in droves, as it's a parody of hip-hop.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Meanwhile, Back at the Sauropodomorpha...


Despite my enthusiasm lately for horned dinosaurs, I have certainly not turned a blind eye to the rest of the field of dinosaurology. Martinez & Alcober just published an incredibly important new critter, Panphagia protos, from the Ischigualasto Formation in Argentina. You might know it better as the "Valley of the Moon" where Sereno unearthed Eoraptor and Herrerasaurus back in the early 90's. That particular formation seems to be a hotbed of dinosaur evolution. While the taxonomic status of Eoraptor and Herrerasaurus swings between basal saurischians and basal theropods, the identity of little Panphagia is pretty obvious--it's the basalmost sauropodomorph known. This makes it even more primitive than Saturnalia tupiniquim, which is all kinds of awesome.

Now, take a look at that skeleton. Go ahead, give it a click. Now, pull out that old paper on Eoraptor lunensis (Sereno, et al., 1993) because the Intertubes don't have a decent skeletal of the little bugger. Anyway, compare the two. Bask in their similarities. While you're up, grab any of the following Herrerasaurus papers: Sereno & Novas, 1993; Novas, 1994; Sereno, 1993; Sereno & Novas, 1992. Because, again, Google Image Search fails. And just for the hell of it, look at this guy! Click the picture for a larger image, of course. Anyway, check that awesomeness out: they're all amazingly similar.

This is all to be expected, of course. As Martinez & Alcober note, the most primitive dinosaurs are all going to look pretty much alike. But what's really interesting to me is that Panphagia looks a whole lot like Eoraptor. The authors are also impressed by these similarities. Apparently the two taxa share some interesting features, including lanceolate teeth, enlarged external nares, a mandibular joint well below the tooth row, and many others. Additionally, a few "theropod" features present in Eoraptor are shared by Panphagia like hollow limb bones.

So what's all this mean? Among other things, it means that the phylogenetic position of Eoraptor is even more muddled. More importantly, the shared characters of Eoraptor and Panphagia imply that such features are plesiomorphic for Saurischia. But seriously, Panphagia is an incredibly important fossil that demonstrates what characters changed first in the Sauropodomorpha, when Saurischia probably split (Middle Triassic, perhaps?), that the first dinosaurs and their immediate ancestors were probably omnivores, and that the Dinosauria may have originated in Argentina! Seriously, Panphagia protos is a sort of saurischian Archaeopteryx, and that's just too cool.

References (clip 'n' save!):

Martinez, R. N. & Alcober, O. A. (2009). A basal sauropodmorph (Dinosauria: Saurischia) from the Ischigualasto Formation (Triassic, Carnian) and the early evolution of Sauropodomorpha. PLoS ONE 4(2).

Novas, F. E. (1993). New information on the systematics and postcranial skeleton of Herrerasaurus ischigualastensis (Theropoda: Herrerasauridae) from the Ischigualasto Formation (Upper Triassic) of Argentina. JVP 13(4): 400-423.

Sereno, P. C. & Novas, F. E. (1992). The complete skull and skeleton of an early dinosaur. Nature 258: 1137-1140.

Sereno, P. C., Forster, C. A., Rogers, R. R. & Monetta, A. M. (1993). Primitive dinosaur skeleton from Argentina and the early evolution of the Dinosauria. Nature 361: 64-66.

Sereno, P. C. (1993). The pectoral girdle and forelimb of the basal theropod Herrerasaurus ischigualastensis. JVP 13(4): 425-450.

Sereno, P. C. (1993). The skull and neck of the basal theropod Herrerasaurus ischigualastensis. JVP 13(4): 451-476.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Happy Darwin Day!



Well kids, 200 years ago, Charles Darwin was born. He revolutionizes not just biological sciences, but science in general with his Theory of Natural Selection, which is not "just a theory" as "just as much a theory as the Theory of Gravity or Germ Theory." In other words, it's accepted as fact. Now, Darwin didn't have access to the wealth of knowledge we do today. He didn't have genetics to back him up, for example, but he certainly laid the foundation for the modern synthesis. I'm actually more excited for my buddy Matt Celeskey, whose art appears on a new book, The Paleontology of New Mexico. Run over to the Hairy Museum of Natural History and congratulate the man! Can't say I'm not a little jealous! :-D

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Activision Taking the "Tony Hawk" Approach to Guitar Hero

Wow, Activision. You guys really know how to run a brand into the ground. Take one of my favorite franchises: Guitar Hero. It started off strong enough on the PS2 with Guitar Hero and became an overnight success in November of '05. That "instant-classic" status warranted a sequel just over a year later, Guitar Hero 2, which was released on the PS2 and Xbox 360 in November '06. These two games were published by RedOctane and developed by Harmonix.

But after that, things got ugly. Activision bought out RedOctane, and Harmonix moved on. The franchise was overtaken by Neversoft, the same people who brought you the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. And they proceeded to cannibalize the series. About six months after Guitar Hero 2 hit the shelves, Guitar Hero Encore: Rock the 80's was a PS2-exclusive expansion pack to GH2 that included about 30 songs, all from the 80's, and virtually no unlockable content. However, Guitar Hero Encore improved one aspect of the series. While GH2 included only two master recordings ("John the Fisherman" and "Stop!"), but Encore brought five.

Guitar Hero 3: Legends of Rock is where Activision goes crazy. Released on the PS2, Wii, 360, and PS3 in October '07, the game includes online play, an enormous setlist of over 70 songs and, on the 360 and PS3, downloadable songs. Additionally, avatars of Tom Morello and Slash appear in the game. By all accounts, Legends is a superior game to GH2 in every way--although the last track set is insanely hard. The game was an overwhelming sales success, and Activision quickly pushed Guitar Hero: Aerosmith out the door in June '08. While it's difficult to call the game anything but a sidenote to the main series, Aerosmith did some important things. First, the entire band took part in facial rendering and mo-cap. Also, Aerosmith's Wii version was developed independantly of the PS2 version, which resulted in a better experience for Wii owners, who had previously been treated to a port of the PS2 version of Legends of Rock.

So then Activision asked, "Why not the DS?" Guitar Hero: On Tour hit stores also in June of '08. It featured an amalgamation of new content and songs from Legends packed onto a DS card and retrofitted with an ergonomically unsound "Guitar Grip" peripheral that is unkind to all but those with the thinnest of hands and fingers. Of course, just a few months later (November), Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades was released with a new setlist (several songs from World Tour). Meanwhile, back on the console front, Activision needed to catch up with Harmonix, who had gone on to found the insanely popular Rock Band franchise. Activision needed a full-band game, and quick, so Guitar Hero: World Tour was launched in October of '08 for the PS2, Wii, 360, and PS3. The game is compatible with two guitars, a microphone, and a drum kit. Many, many of Neversoft's drum kits didn't work properly (or at all) out of the gate, and Activision's replacement strategy made the problem much, much worse.

And more games are coming.

The DS is getting a threequel called Modern Hits, which will have an incredibly short lifespan because the DSi, an upgrade to the DS Lite which does away with the GBA slot, comes out in April and will not be compatible with the DS Guitar Hero games. Activision is also planning two sidequests for the consoles: Guitar Hero: Metallica is set to release in March of '09 and will, like the Aerosmith game before it, focus mainly on a single band. Unlike Aerosmith, however, Metallica will not be bundled with a guitar controller. Finally, Activision just announced Guitar Hero: Greatest Hits, which will compile songs from Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero 2 for the full band treatment.

When you include every version of every game, the Guitar Hero franchise has racked up eighteen games since November of '05, and at least eight more games will come out in the next year. It didn't take Neversoft long to wring all the money they could out of the Tony Hawk brand, and I fear they'll take the same road with Guitar Hero.

Awesome Digital Tyrannosaurus rex


The artist is Vlad Konstantinov (must...avoid...They Might Be Giants...reference) and this is a really incredible piece of work. This is what the tyrannosaur in Walking with Dinosaurs should have looked like. Clearly, we have the technology! He used a variety of software: 3Ds Max, ZBrush, Photoshop, Vray, and Brazil r/s. I don't know what any of that means, but it clearly works. Congratulations to Vlad, and I hope to see more of his work someday.


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Overkill!

Ever since I got my PS3, my Wii has sat virtually unused next to my TV. Oh sure, I regularly play Wii Fit, RE4, and my virtual console games, but not with the same zest that I've since sunk into most of my PS3 library (can't stop playing...Bioshock). All that changes tomorrow, though, with House of the Dead: Overkill, a follow-up to the excellent House of the Dead 2 & 3 Return. But while the latter disk merely compiled ports of previous efforts, Overkill is an entirely original game built for the Wii. Virtually nothing has changed in terms of gameplay, of course: Overkill will still be a rail shooter with co-op. However, it's clear that Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles provided some inspiration, as Overkill will let players buy new guns and upgrade existing ones.

The game has a "Grindhouse" feel to it, and every video I've watched brings to mind a Tarantino film or, more appropriately, From Dusk 'til Dawn (replace vampires with zombies). If you were smart enough to pre-order the game at Gamestop (I was not), you'll get the special edition, which includes a pulp comic book and a slipcase for the game. No online multiplayer, of course, but get at least two people in a room and it's tough to have a better time. Blowing zombies away is pretty satisfying as far as gaming goes.

Monday, February 09, 2009

Maiacetus: Cliched Name, Awesome Animal


Gotta feel sorry for the male of the genus--it's forever stuck with a female moniker, which is the reason I'm not a huge fan of the name Maiacetus. I understand why Gingerich, et al. (2009) named it that--one specimen is a pregnant female with a near-term fetus preserved--but when you think about it, any mammalian fossil could potentially be preserved in such a state. Heck, Maiasaura was named on the idea that the mother duckbills must have taken care of their babies after hatching. If anything, Maiasaura is based on circumstantial evidence, which makes its name even more inappropriate. But what if they had found a pregnant brontothere, would they name it Maiatherium? If it had been a pregnant hominid, would they call it Maiapithecus? These are tough questions. Gingerich, et al. basically gave their whale a redundant name. It's a "good mother whale." Well, name me a whale that isn't.

Anyway, what makes Maiacetus so awesome is that it tells us a lot about archaeocetid whales. This is the group that includes Ambulocetus, Rodhocetus, and Dorudon. They all have hindlimbs, but the later members, like Dorudon and Basilosaurus, have vestigal hindlimbs and pelves which are not connected to the spinal column. Earlier members, like Rodhocetus and Maiacetus, have fully functioning hindlimbs with large pelves that connect to the spinal column.


This picture, which is helpfully labeled, is taken from Not Exactly Rocket Science. But it shows quite clearly the female (who died on her back) and the baby (in blue). The baby's teeth are colored brown, and show that adult molars were already present in the baby. That means that the baby is near-term and it is highly precocial, like modern whales. That is, the baby can pretty well take care of itself right out of the womb. The alternative is altricial, which would be more like baby primates. But wait--there's more! The near-term fetus is facing the birth canal, suggesting babies were pushed out head-first. That would mean a land-lubbing birth for the mother.

This has interesting implications. First, you should know that modern whales of course give birth at sea. Because of that, their young are born tail-first. This allows the baby to breathe while being pushed out of the mother. It also places the baby roughly parallel to the mother, so when it starts swimming (right away), it is right next to mommy, which is advantageous for a lot of reasons. Anyway, giving birth at sea probably has a lot to do with being able to come up on land or not. Later members of the Archaeoceti, like Dorudon and Basilosaurus, are both too bulky and lack the hindlimbs necessary to come ashore, so they must have given birth at sea. But just a few million years earlier, Maiacetus was giving birth on land. So the transition must have happened pretty quickly. And that transition was probably easier because of the precocial infants!

Aside from the pregnant female, the authors describe a nearly complete male skeleton. It is 12% larger than the female and its canines are 20% longer. Gingerich, et al. suggest that such a size gap is comparable to modern marine mammals that do not engage in fierce territorial and harem mating systems. However, this also suggests that Maiacetus and its relatives were not gathering in large groups as modern harem-based marine mammals do (like elephant seals). This may mean that the environments where early whales "grew up" lacked such stable structures.



So aside from the terrible name, Maiacetus is a pretty awesome animal. It tells us a lot about archaeocete paleobiology, and our picture of early whale evolution becomes that much more complete!

Saturday, February 07, 2009

It Has Palpebral HORNS!


This is not something you see every day. Notice that they are not postorbital horns--the little bastard has those, too. So it has six horns: Jugal, postorbital, and palpebral. That is one mean little parrot lizard. Also, I know I've been doling out short, "fun-size" posts lately. It's not like I don't have anything to post about. Specifically, I need to get on the Maiacetus bandwagon. Cthulhu and Einiosaurus have been taking up a lot of my time.
Also, Coraline is the best movie I've seen all year. It's also the only movie I've seen this year. But trust me, it's a magical film.