There is something in Florida that makes susceptible people brain-dead. I know two friends that moved down there and became religious nutjobs. They showed no inclination before moving there. Radioactive mosquitos? Brain sucking vampires? The Waffle House? Who knows. I have racked my brain for an answer. Maybe someday, someone will set up a foundation like March of Dimes to try and find a cure.
Nothing that happens in Florida should shake your ebbing faith in humanity. They are a special case, as in, "Special Ed."
Zachary Miller has a BA in rhetoric from the University of Alaska, but has been studying and drawing dinosaurs since he could read and hold a crayon. He currently lives near Sand Lake in Anchorage with his wife, dog, cat, and Pooh bear.
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Lovely. I've just swapped to substitute teaching this week too...
Maybe I'll get drummed up for being evolutionist. I use Dinosaurs with the junior kids.
Well, some people live in the dark ages. And Florida, apparently.
There is something in Florida that makes susceptible people brain-dead. I know two friends that moved down there and became religious nutjobs. They showed no inclination before moving there. Radioactive mosquitos? Brain sucking vampires? The Waffle House? Who knows. I have racked my brain for an answer. Maybe someday, someone will set up a foundation like March of Dimes to try and find a cure.
Nothing that happens in Florida should shake your ebbing faith in humanity. They are a special case, as in, "Special Ed."
Dear goodness. What a sad tragic world we live in.
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